Roasted 4 days ago based on Roisin Murray's long term Spotify stats.

Roisin Murray, your Spotify profile is like a mid-2000s iPod that had way too much time spent on SoundCloud; sure, it’s got variety, but we all know the real reason you cling to jazz rap like a life raft is because you're still trying to convince your friends that you’re "deep." I see "Old School Hip Hop" made the cut, but judging by your taste in current artists, it's clear you've been stuck in a musical time loop, desperately hoping for a time machine to plop you back into a world without TikTok trends ruining every pop song. How many times can you play "Check On It" before you realize it’s not actually gonna make you any cooler? You’ve got a wild mix of favorites that scream “I just discovered the 'indie' tab on Spotify and I need everyone to know I’m cultured.” Jorja Smith and Tyler, The Creator in one breath? That’s a power move right up until you blast "Beabadoobee" during a gathering, and your friends start planning an intervention. Just be honest: you’re riding the "I like what everyone else likes" wave while pretending to drown in deep cuts you read about in a blog post at 2 AM. Your eclectic blend of genres could probably make a solid playlist for a hipster barista to ignore while they perfect their oat-milk latte. And let’s talk about those most played songs! “Either on or off the drugs?” Honey, your playlist has fewer choices than a toddler at a buffet. If this is what you’re vibing to, it's no wonder you spend time daydreaming about being at a SZA concert while actually sitting on your couch scrolling through memes. I applaud your commitment to an identity constructed solely from internet trends and sheer desperation for social acceptance, but let's be real: if your music taste were a meal, it would be an overcooked microwavable burrito—occasionally interesting but mostly just a culinary catastrophe begging for a serious makeover.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!