Roasted 1 year ago based on ☥𝓛𝓸𝓾 ☥'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, wow, Luz, it’s quite remarkable how you’ve managed to combine “Darkwave” and “Hyperpop” into a playlist that sounds like a goth kid trying to summon an Uber—your vibe is all over the place! I mean, with a guilty pleasure mix of “Deathrock” and “Cold Wave,” it feels like you just can’t decide whether you want to cry in the corner or throw a rave in a graveyard. And don’t even get me started on your top artists! It’s like you went to a yard sale for musical influences and picked up the first worn-out records with the most absurd names you could find. Congrats on your impressive collection of bands that sound like they were created in a garage where the lights are always off! Your favorite songs echo the same sentiment: a chaotic heap of audio like a musical dumpster fire. “Lesbian Vampyres From Outer Space”? That's a clever title, but I can’t help but wonder if that’s a metaphor for your social life—always out of reach and too busy exploring the cosmos while everyone else is just trying to have a normal night. And, seriously, half of your most played songs are by "Mindless Self Indulgence." Are you sure it’s not just your cry for help to help you figure out what exactly the self-indulgence is—all the times you neglected basic comforts for questionable music choices? At this point, your Spotify profile is giving off serious "I’m a misunderstood high schooler who just discovered eyeliner" vibes. Between the gothic aesthetic and songs that last longer than most of your relationships, it’s like you’re determined to attract only fellow drama queens. So here’s a tip: massage those "New Wave" aspirations and learn how to put together a playlist that doesn’t sound like every breakup you’ve ever had rolled into one confusing mixtape. Until then, just remember, there are services out there for people with music tastes so dark, even a Satanic cult would ask you to tone it down a bit.

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