Roasted 1 year ago based on Mathis's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Matite, the personification of a Spotify profile that can only be described as identity crisis meets a niche music festival in the middle of nowhere. With genres as confused as a toddler in a candy store, it seems you just couldn’t commit. I mean, who needs a coherent taste when you can sprinkle in French pop and calming instrumentals like they’re M&Ms? It feels less like a curated playlist and more like you threw a dart at the music library and decided, “Yep, that’ll do!” Your top artists read like a middle schooler's saved playlist after they discovered that music exists beyond TikTok. Seriously, you have both Alan Walker and TheFatRat? Are you preparing for a cheerful meditation session or just desperately trying to collect as many MIDI files as possible? And let’s not even touch on your obsession with “Legends Never Die” – if I had a dollar for every time that popped up in a lower serotonin moment, I’d be rich enough to buy you a better taste in music. Now, about your most played songs list – is this a reflection of your mental state or your expertly curated soundtrack for a mid-life crisis? “Come Play” from Arcane? Seriously? You’re not even hiding that gaming addiction; this isn’t a flex, it’s a plea for help! And “Oblivion” by Dirty Palm? Talk about your Spotify wrapped being more tragic than a reality TV show’s finale. Take a step back, Matite; it looks like your Spotify is just one sad mixtape away from becoming a therapy session.

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