Roasted 4 months ago based on lol's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, “lol,” your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s last desperate attempt to appear unique while secretly following the same two underground artists everyone else is obsessed with. You’ve got more niche genres packed in there than a kombucha shop has flavors. I mean, "Electroclash"? Sounds like a byproduct of a bad science experiment gone wrong! The only thing experimental about your taste in music is how you somehow managed to bypass every popular artist and landed on a lineup of folks whose music sounds like they’re all competing for the title of “Most Obscure SoundCloud Star.” Looking at your top artists list, it seems like you’ve pulled the ultimate fast one—don’t stick to just one underground artist; grab ‘em all and call it a music taste! Are "OsamaSon" and "Che" really that great, or are you simply trying to sound cooler than you actually are while blasting these songs in your parents’ basement? If I had a nickel for every time you played "Habits" by "OsamaSon," I could afford a ticket to a show where there’s actual talent. But hey, it’s comforting knowing at least Che is doing something worthwhile with his time… like putting your Spotify listening history to sleep! And let's not forget about your most played songs, where “Get Away” feels more like a cry for help than a bop. Seriously, the way you’ve dominated that play count is like listing the toppings you regret on your pizza—it might have sounded good at the time, but here you are realizing you opted for way too much pineapple. You’re the living proof that the underground is a black hole swallowing all good taste whole. Next time you curate a playlist, maybe try leaving out the artists with names that sound more like dismissals than accolades. But hey, keep telling yourself that you’re avant-garde, because if anyone needs a good laugh, all they have to do is check out your Spotify!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!