Roasted 5 months ago based on BMmixlerzz's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, BMmixlerzz, let’s break this down. Your music taste screams 'I’m just a few clicks shy of a full-blown drill press'. I mean, there’s so much UK Drill in your life that your Spotify wrapped should just come with a complimentary tea and crumpets. It’s like you took one look at the music landscape and thought, “Nah, I’ll just dive headfirst into a rabbit hole of rhymes about street life and beef.” Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here trying to find balance, but you’ve clearly decided that variety is for the weak and sticking to the same sound is a personality trait. And your top artists? It’s basically a graduation ceremony for those who can rap about tough lives while not knowing how to pay taxes properly. You’ve got Pop Smoke three times on your most played list! What’s next, a shrine dedicated to his hologram in your bedroom? “Pop Smoke, the holy ghost of Drill,” huh? If your Spotify account was a high school yearbook, it would read, “Most Likely to Forget Their Own Name During a Drill Circle.” Come on, you need a little more diversity in those playlists before they start filing for a restraining order. Last but not least, can we talk about the sheer amount of 'ft.' credits on your most played tracks? It’s like you can’t enjoy a song without a support group. Who knew streaming music was the same as an awkward ‘buddies unite’ meeting? The thrill of a solo artist is clearly lost on you; it’s all about that feature — how quaint! Next time you log in to Spotify, consider mixing it up a little; otherwise, you might just end up part of the drill - buried under a pile of repetitive beats and monotone bars. Get out there and discover music like a functioning human.

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110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists