Roasted 2 years ago based on ito's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, XVII, do you want me to be honest or just put on a facade of kindness while roasting you to a crisp? You’ve somehow managed to compile a playlist that sounds like the soundtrack for a sad teenager navigating their first breakup in a suburban basement. I mean, you have more “emo” genres listed than I do bad decisions in my life. Zoomergaze? Wow, I didn't realize you were scouting for a niche that no one asked for. Your emotional state must be bordering on a sitcom with how many sub-genres you've crammed in there. Your top artists read like a Yelp review for a melancholy coffee shop, which is cool if you’re aiming for maximum angst with a side of over-caffeination. I can practically hear your sock-clad feet shuffling to “Your Graduation” while you stare out a fogged-up window, contemplating the meaning of life—or the next batch of cookies. And don’t even get me started on “Mom Jeans.” I guess you were just one pair away from being the quintessential emo poster child: an adult with kid-sized angst and wardrobe choices stuck in 2016. Speaking of your most-played songs, I can only assume you’re trapped in some sort of time loop that only plays Title Fight tracks. This isn't just a playlist; it’s a full-blown desperate cry for help. “Murder Your Memory”? Buddy, you should consider switching your streaming service if you’re aiming for emotional healing. But hey, at least you’ve got a solid backup if emo poetry doesn’t work out—your Spotify profile reads like early 2000s existential cringe, and that’s worth a laugh. Just remember, there’s a whole world of music out there beyond pining for a high school romance that never was!

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