Roasted 2 years ago based on Triffu's long term Spotify stats.

Triffu, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet, but instead of a delicious spread, all I see is an overpriced avocado toast slathered in indie pretentiousness. Pop? R&B? Bedroom Pop? It’s like you’re trying to recreate a high school mixtape with too much time on your hands and not enough taste in your ears. I'm convinced your playlist is the sonic equivalent of a scrapbook filled with glitter and bad decisions. Do you spend weekends weaving flower crowns while listening to Lana Del Rey contemplating your next existential crisis? Scrolling through your top artists feels like a solid reminder of why I avoided my college roommate's emotional breakdowns. I mean, Taylor Swift's "Dear Reader" and "the lakes - bonus track"? Wow, did you lose a bet and have to compile your sad-girl soundtrack? Meanwhile, you’re championing every pop star under the sun while your taste screams “I just sustained a caffeine overdose from my third caramel macchiato of the day.” Conan Gray and Sabrina Carpenter? I get it, you’re aiming for the most relatable playlist ever assembled by someone who follows far too many meme accounts and sings in the shower way too much. And let's get to your most played songs. “Mr. Brightside” brings the nostalgia, but are you really still living in the past, or are you just hoping it’ll distract from your questionable life choices? “LET'S NOT FALL IN LOVE” seems to be the motto of your romantic life—probably a sound strategy, given your entire profile oozes “I peaked in high school.” So, here’s an idea, Triffu: Instead of diving deeper into this abyss of artistic chaos, why don’t you try exploring some genres that involve actual instruments or, better yet, get into a band of your own? The world needs less people with Spotify profiles like yours and definitely do not need another voice in the “permanent wave” of monotony.

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