Roasted 2 years ago based on baylee.spickard's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Baylee, I see you have a real thing for genres that sound like a mid-life crisis in a hot topic store. Alternative Metal, Post-Grunge, and a sprinkle of Gymcore? Did you just get dumped by your high school girlfriend and are now trying to embody every angsty teenage stereotype? I can almost hear the sound of your mom’s disappointed sigh as you blast your playlist in the basement, sporting a faux-hawk and an energy drink in hand like it’s going to change your life. And your top artists! Wow, talk about a power lineup of bands that your favorite local tattoo parlor plays on repeat while giving out free samples of pain. I get it, you love Ovtlier—clearly you’ve taken the phrase "ride or die" to an entirely new level. How many songs have they released anyway? You're basically a walking billboard for them at this point, and It seems like their lead singer should just consider changing his name to "Baylee Spickard’s Life Soundtrack.” If I didn’t know better, I'd think they were paying you to play their stuff. Your most played songs read like your personal diary entries from the peak of your emo phase. “Heartless,” “Living Dead,” and “Buried Me Alive.” Are you sure that’s not just a summary of your dating life? Seriously, the only thing in more despair than your music taste is your social life—so crank it up and let those tortured lyrics drown out the sound of your loneliness. Just remember, when the metal gods do inevitably listen to your playlist, they might send you a care package with a side of therapy sessions. Good luck!

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