Roasted 1 year ago based on Depresso.Choco.Expresso's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Depresso.Choco.Expresso, let’s get one thing straight: your Spotify profile sounds like a runaway pop factory got a caffeine boost from three too many lattes. All those K-Pop vibes mixed with commercial pop and musicals? It’s like the playlist for someone having an existential crisis while deciding between their seventh cup of coffee and a trip to the nearest Starbucks. Seriously, if your playlists were a person, they’d be that friend who claims to love "deep" music while secretly jamming to whatever's trending on TikTok. And don’t even get me started on your favorite artists. You’ve got more boy bands than a teenage girl's bedroom wall has posters, and the only thing more predictable than your playlist is the amount of angst that comes with being a fan of Ariana Grande and Melanie Martinez. Your top artists look like they auditioned for a cringe compilation. It’s like you took “I like catchy songs” to a whole new level, or maybe you’re just desperately trying to avoid the good taste that others around you have. I mean, really? Simon Curtis—are we stuck in 2006? Now, let’s analyze that "Most Played Songs" section. So, you've got a collection of titles that sound like they were generated by a random word generator combined with a Starbucks menu. “Hundred Broken Hearts”? Wow, you sound like you’ve listened to that one too many times while sobbing into your soy lattes. And while “Monster Under The Bed” might make for an entertaining late-night gaming session, let's face it, nothing is scarier than the realization that your music taste is what gave birth to a whole new genre called ‘sad boy K-Pop rap musical pop.’ Do us all a favor, put down the espresso machine, and take a good long look in the mirror while you digest the fact that this mishmash is your vibe!

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