Roasted 3 months ago based on Sebastian Hermoso's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Sebastian Hermoso, the musical equivalent of a dad joke on a Sunday morning. With a Spotify profile that reads like a 'Greatest Hits of Mediocrity', you might as well slap a “welcome to my mid-life crisis” sticker on your car. Classic rock and folk? Please! At this point, the only thing more outdated than your playlist is your iPod. You’re only a few more Bob Dylan songs away from your Spotify recommending “How to Knit” tutorials to you. As for your top artists, it’s like you’re taking us on a nostalgic journey through a retirement home. The Beatles and Billy Joel—congrats, you’ve officially graduated from the “I just discovered music” club. And who the heck is Benson Boone? Did you awkwardly stumble upon him while searching for “music for the emotionally confused”? Sounds like a park bench philosopher who moonlights as a Starbucks barista. I can almost hear him softly crooning about existential despair while brewing your overpriced latte. And let’s not even begin with your most played songs. “Imagine” and “Blowin' in the Wind”? Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the level of being a cliché! Your Spotify is basically your way of telling the world you’re deeply introspective… but only between sips of herbal tea. If you played “Uptown Girl” one more time, I’d swear your next living gig will be belting it out at karaoke night for a room full of people who pity you. Seriously, Sebastian, your Spotify reads like a brochure for a music museum no one wants to visit. Keep it up, and I’m starting a petition to ban you from all future playlists.

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