Roasted 6 months ago based on Justin's long term Spotify stats.

Justin, huh? The only person I know who can turn his Spotify into an online hip-hop encyclopaedia while simultaneously ignoring the past two decades of music evolution. I mean, are you secretly a time traveler from 2017? Your love for rap is so deep that I half-expect you to drop a mixtape titled “Still Searching for the Next Big Thing” featuring only J. Cole clones. Get a grip; you’re only a few bars away from being mistaken for a hip-hop museum curator and less like a fan. Looking at your playlist feels like I’m checking out an average high school kid’s music tastes: “Mom, can I get more UK Grime and Southern Hip Hop for my birthday?” Your top artists list reads like a dictionary of “Best Rappers You Pretend to Know.” Sure, JAY-Z is a legend, but with all the love you shower on Bas, I can't help but think you've got a man-crush. Are you collecting these artists’ signatures or are you just trying to assemble the world’s most awkward dinner party? And let's talk about those most played songs. "Light Of My Soul"? More like “Light Of My Very Homogeneous Playlist.” With all this JID and Bas love, it’s like you’re on a personal mission to make sure people forget Drake exists. So congratulations, Justin! Your Spotify profile is officially the world's most dedicated tribute to the mediocre mid-tier rappers who think they’re getting out of the local bar scene. Stay in your lane, my dude, because with that taste, you’re cruising at a solid 25 mph in the fast lane of hip-hop.

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