Roasted 2 years ago based on Chopsticks12's long term Spotify stats.

Chopsticks12? More like ChopstickF12, because your music taste is so thin and flimsy it could snap at any moment. Your love for "Permanent Wave" is the perfect metaphor for your personality: all over the place, but ultimately just a damp mess. Let’s be honest, your favorite genre should just be "Overcomplicated Bullshit" because that’s how your Spotify library feels. "Otacore"? Sounds like a Japanese food delivery service that’s somehow worse than your musical picks. Your top artists read like a high school band poster collage from the 2000s with a sprinkle of confusion. You’ve got Toby Fox dominating the charts like he’s the only guy at the party who didn’t get the memo to leave once the free snacks ran out. And, Guns N’ Roses? You really hit that nostalgia button harder than an unpaid intern trying to justify his existence. ABBA sneaks in like an unexpected ex at a family reunion, and somehow you’re okay with that? What’s next, a playlist called "Covers of Songs You Didn't Know Were Covers"? And let’s not overlook your most played songs. If your Spotify wrapped doesn’t give you an award for "Most Likely To Get Clowned On," it’s a crime against humankind. Honestly, "Once Upon a Time" and “Fallen Down” back to back? If that’s not a cry for help, then I don’t know what is. You might as well write a ballad called "Once Upon a Time, My Music Taste Was Good." I’m not saying you need to diversify, but there are entire genres out there that don’t revolve around a zombie-take-on-Dungeons-and-Dragons soundtrack. Take a cue from your own top artist list, grab a flaming guitar, and rock that playlist from 2003 into the modern era—you might just find a tune worth jamming to.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!