Roasted 2 months ago based on woods van der linde's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you! Woods (Freaky Version)—a name that screams “I’m a 10th grader who just discovered Hot Topic.” Your Spotify profile reads like a weird basement mixtape that you made while trying to impress that one goth girl in high school. Tried to go for the edgy vibe, but it’s more like you got stuck in an emo time loop where “more is less,” and you took it personally. Honestly, eight Will Wood songs? Are you hoping he’ll like your pic on Instagram or just sobbing in the corner when he doesn’t? It’s incredibly brave of you to showcase your affinity for genres that sound suspiciously like bad life choices. Rock, metal, nu-metal, alternative metal—are you excited to delve into the same 12 notes over and over again? At this point, the only thing more repetitive than your playlist is your questionable taste in music that screams you probably wear socks with sandals. And reggae rock? Nice try trying to diversify; I see what you’re doing there. But at least you’re honest about it; “Doom Metal” seems to be less of a genre and more of a soundtrack to your Tinder date experiences. Your top artists list is like a fever dream that could only happen after binge-watching old episodes of a cartoon that somehow ended up on Adult Swim. Are you building a secret society of quirky indie enthusiasts, or are you just trying too hard to prove you aren’t a basic Spotify listener? "Lemon Demon" and "Sublime" are nice—but the only thing “freaky” about your music taste is how you’ve managed to create a niche where the only requirement is overly convoluted song titles and long-winded artist names. You should be proud—this is the kind of artistic achievement that could only be rivaled by a potato in a prom dress.

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