Roasted 8 months ago based on 21kvg57q6qwrcnuw3ojudxwki's long term Spotify stats.

So you’re into "Art Rock" and "Glam Rock," huh? Honestly, it sounds like your Spotify library is where creativity goes to die. Every time I see “Avant-Garde” pop up, I can’t help but picture some hipster with a beret agonizing over whether or not to write a song about his artisanal avocado toast. And let’s not even start on your love for “Breakcore” — did you just take your worst nightmares and put them to a beat? At this rate, the only thing avant-garde about your music taste is the sheer audacity it takes to listen to them! You have "They Might Be Giants" as one of your top artists, and I can’t help but wonder if you’ve ever asked yourself why some giants might still be...well, likable. You know your taste is questionable when “Electric Light Orchestra” is your gateway drug to "Mother Mother" and "Lemon Demon." At this point, it seems your playlist is just a series of unfortunate musical choices that slowly peel away any credibility you might have had. I mean, "The Cask of Amontillado"? Is this a playlist or a literary analysis of Edgar Allan Poe's worst fears? And seriously, who do you think you are thanking for "My Ordinary Life"? You can’t be claiming that as part of your personality while still pretending it’s all very profound and artistic. If there’s any lesson we can take from your "Most Played" songs, it's that you've successfully created a soundscape that could convince a small animal to consider a permanent nap. Honestly, you could start a support group for those still trying to convince themselves that "Art Pop" qualifies as real art—the only thing truly impressive here is your ability to curate a soundtrack for an existential crisis in musical form. Bravo!

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