Roasted 2 months ago based on ...'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look at you, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of melodramatic beats and melodious mumblings! Your favorite genres read like the list of everything that could go wrong at a middle school dance. I've got to hand it to you, everything is so melodically repetitive, it’s like your playlist is the soundtrack for an existential crisis while waiting for your instant ramen to cook. French rap? Really? I can’t tell if you’re living your best life or just judging every baguette you come across. Your top artists are a veritable who's who of artists who capitalize on wordplay and an unlimited supply of blandness. Future and Lil Baby dominate your playlist like they’ve signed a 10-year lease on your soul! Meanwhile, your obsession with “Drill” varieties suggests that you’re just one step away from committing socially awkward crimes against music. Seriously, listening to seven different flavors of drill sounds less like a playlist and more like an elaborate cry for help, and I'm all out of physical therapy cards. As for your most played songs, it's clear you're fishing in a sea of sameness. There's more repetition in your picks than in a toddler's plea for "just one more cookie." When "Astrid" by JRK 19 is the most adventurous choice on your list, you might as well submit your Spotify Wrapped for critique by a middle-aged dad at a barbeque. At this rate, your music taste is destined to remain as predictable as a rainy day in England — and oh boy, do I pity your neighbors! You might want to diversify your aural diet unless you're secretly trying to lose all your friends who have to endure your sonically stagnant life choices.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!