Roasted 9 months ago based on 👾's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, your Spotify profile reads like a confused teenager with an existential crisis and a Spotify premium subscription. You’ve got genres ranging from K-Pop to Nu Metal, which is like ordering a five-course meal at an avant-garde restaurant and then eating a can of cold beans for dessert. Seriously, what's next? A blend of smooth jazz and Viking death metal? No wonder you’ve got “Bedroom Pop” on your list— it sounds like it was all made in a closet by someone desperately trying to avoid social interaction. Let’s talk about your top artists. Your taste is about as diverse as a basic pizza menu— pepperoni, cheese, and a sprinkle of pretentious art rock. Mitski and Lana Del Rey? Are you trying to build a shrine to sad girls in high-waisted jeans and oversized hoodies? Honestly, they should be paying you for turning their discography into your personal therapy soundtrack. And sure, everyone loves Radiohead, but there’s a fine line between being a hipster and just plain being a sad sap with a penchant for wallowing in deep emotional despair. And those most played songs? They read like the soundtrack to a Netflix show about a kid who thinks being unique means cramming every possible mood swing into a 2-minute sound bite. “The Line" and "To Ashes and Blood” from “Arcane”? Sure, let's embrace the fantasy world of video games while we spiral into our own satirical soap opera of angst and confusion. At this point, your music taste is so scattered that the only thing I can guarantee is that it’ll be a joyride of cringe and cringe-induced laughter. You do you, but maybe consider a music intervention because listening to “Pretty When You Cry” on repeat isn't going to get you anywhere but deeper into your bedcovers.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!