Roasted 2 years ago based on Jess's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jess, looking at your Spotify profile is like peeking into a 12-year-old's diary—lots of K-Pop crushes, an unhealthy amount of worship, and an obsession with “bedroom R&B” that raises some major alarm bells. Let's get one thing straight: you’re not just a fan; you’re the president of the "K-Pop Boy Group Hair-Gel Appreciation Society." Seriously, if you spent as much time making your own playlist as you do keeping track of each boy band’s haircuts, you might actually discover your taste in music doesn’t revolve around being a backup dancer in a teenage fantasy. Your top artists read like the music equivalent of a middle school lunch table where everyone’s trying to be cool with the hip kids. “Hillsong Worship”? Did you accidentally swipe left on every non-choral artist? And what’s with the double-dipping on K-Pop? ATEEZ and Seventeen? I guess you really need to fill that void in your life left by never actually going to a concert, huh? And I've seen better taste in music from a broken jukebox in a roadside diner. Let’s not even get started on your “Most Played” section. “Start the Party” by Orange Kids Music? The only thing that song raises is eyebrows! I can't help but wonder if your “bedroom R&B” playlist is merely setting the mood for your cat because I'm pretty sure you’re on a first-name basis with every pet in the neighborhood. So here's the deal: next time you update your profile, at least pretend you made an effort to step outside your bubble, or I'm gonna send a rescue team!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!