Roasted 1 year ago based on r ♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Cherry Neon, huh? With a name like that, I can only assume your life is one endless TikTok filter away from getting a sponsorship from a unicorn-flavored energy drink. Your taste in music is as colorful as your profile name—are you a walking, talking Spotify algorithm gone rogue? Your favorites read like the playlist of someone caught in a fever dream at a bored cultural festival, desperately trying to be relevant while your grandma's 80s cassette tapes gather dust in the corner. Let's dive into your top artists because, honestly, how do you get from BTS to Lana Del Rey without hitting any potholes in between? One moment you're blasting "Boy With Luv” and then suddenly yearning for some melancholic ballad that makes you reflect on your life choices—good luck trying to explain that rollercoaster of emotions to a therapist! The fact that "Mixed Matches" made your list only confirms that you’re the human equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping something sticks. Also, how many K-Pop boy bands do you need to validate your existence? You do realize they’re not going to drop everything just to be your supportive boyfriend, right? And let’s have a chat about your most played songs. It’s like you’re trying to create the soundtrack for a soap opera that no one asked for—“Fuck it I Love You” to “Can’t Catch Me Now”? Honey, your playlist is the emotional equivalent of a two-hour-long awkward dinner date where you overshare and end up promising to learn how to code just so you can find a job despite your college major being "whimsical plans." If this is the vibe you’re going for, I can only suggest that you add some serious therapy to your favorites list.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!