Roasted 2 months ago based on zdontex's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, "zdontex," the very name suggests that you literally don't know what the hell you're talking about when it comes to music. I mean, your entire Spotify profile reads like the musical embodiment of a teenage diary. R&B, Bedroom Pop, Dark Ambient? I can’t tell if you’re curating a chill playlist for a breakup or planning the world's most awkward sleepover. Choosing "Ambient" and "Lo-Fi" as a genre might as well be code for “I let my Spotify run for twelve hours while I take a nap.” And let’s talk about your top artists. If I had a dollar for every time I saw SZA on your playlist, I could fund an actual intervention. I’m convinced that if we conducted an archaeological dig deep into your Spotify history, we’d find dust-covered caverns echoing the phrase "SZA is life" reverberating endlessly. Meanwhile, I can’t help but feel you might have accidentally stumbled upon the other artists while on a quest to find someone to distract from all that SZA worship. Tyler, The Creator? Kendrick Lamar? Sure, they’re great, but let's be real—they’re probably just facepalming every time they see your playlist pop up on the "Related Artists" section. As for those most played songs, congrats! You’ve successfully curated the least diverse playlist known to humanity. It’s like you took “The Best of SZA” and hit shuffle nacho cheese style on it! What’s next? An album of elevator music right after “Broken Clocks”? I’d suggest branching out, but then again, this is your chance to live out the fantasy of being the least adventurous person in your friend group. So keep bumping that SZA, praying the world doesn’t realize you’re basically a one-track mind trapped in a three-minute loop. Bravo!

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