Roasted 8 months ago based on Victoria Ionashku's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Ria-bell, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. With a genre list that sounds like a hipster threw a music festival in an art gallery while trying to over-explain their high school poetry. Seriously, Southern Gothic and Queercore together? I didn’t know it was possible to simultaneously dig up David Lynch while crying over your rainbow-colored drink at a craft fair. And let’s not even get started on the pop-culture buffet you’re indulging in: a mix so contradictory that I half-expect it to come served with a side of existential dread and a dash of confusion. Your most played songs read like a diary of someone who thinks emotional turmoil can be boiled down to catchy choruses and cartoon villains. Congrats, you’ve made it a whole genre! But honestly, with all that Melanie Martinez in your top tracks, I’m starting to think your Spotify is actually just your internal monologue played on repeat in a Mary Poppins nightmare. And why are two songs from the “Arcane” soundtrack on repeat? Are you getting paid to plug League of Legends or are you just trying to convince yourself that intense gaming and depth are synonymous? Honestly, Ria-bell, with an eclectic hodgepodge of artists that ranges from the pop princess of misguided youth to the chaotic cacophony known as noise music, it’s clear that you probably also create art by throwing paint at a canvas while listening to a remix of your life’s worst decisions. Who knew a love for art pop could translate so perfectly into what happens when a midlife crisis hits a teenager in a thrift store? Your musical taste is like a fashionable train wreck, and somehow, I can’t look away.

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