Roasted 6 months ago based on Kushal MU's long term Spotify stats.

Kushal MU, the cultural connoisseur who could’ve been a contestant on a reality show called "Crossover Dystopia." Your favorite genres read like the playlist for a wedding DJ whose love life is a touch less exciting than a TikTok loop. Hindi Pop? Bollywood? Desi? C’mon buddy, it’s like you collected all the second-best genres from your auntie’s car stereo and thought you hit the jackpot. You're the living embodiment of every uncle at a wedding who insists on declaring that "this one is a classic!" while everyone nods out of pure sympathy. Your top artists compose a dream team of melodrama, ballads, and the occasional diversion into emotional therapy through music. Seriously, who needs an artist lineup when you could just put Arijit Singh on repeat until you rejuvenate your single-life regrets? It's like your Spotify is begging for a jump-start with artists whose only crime is being popular in places where people still carry "eh?" stickers on their foreheads. Congrats on being the world's most dedicated fan of soundtracks that make people cry into their samosas. It’s almost impressive how you manage to curate tracks that feel both cringe-worthy and comforting—like a warm blanket covering your emotional baggage. Your most played songs are a showcase of a very specific vibe: melodramatic, slowed-down grooves that scream “I’m rethinking my life choices” during your nightly introspection sessions. "Katchi Sera X Unakku Thaan"? I mean, who needs therapy when you can mend your broken soul through a mashup of things that sound like accidental text messages? And let’s be real, with gems like "Aaram Ata Hai - Slowed," it’s clear that comfort for you is just a slightly poetic way to wallow in your feelings while simultaneously tuning out the actual world. In summary, Kushal, the only thing more dramatic than your playlist is likely your dating life—both deeply amusing and vastly uninspired!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!