Roasted 14 days ago based on Optimus Prime's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Optimus Prime, the only Autobot whose music taste is as confused as his name. I mean, seriously, buddy—your top genres read like a desperate teenager’s playlist trying to impress their crush. Rock, classic rock, alternative rock? If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trying to transform into a VH1’s "Top 20 of the 2000s" countdown. And don’t even get me started on your love for "Nu Metal"—is that nostalgia for when Linkin Park was the only way to cope with your teenage angst? Your top artists read like a mixtape compiled by someone who just discovered Spotify in 2020. Radiohead, Coldplay, and The Amazons? Wow, you really went fishing for indie cred and came back with a bootlegged mixtape from a mid-2000s coffee shop. And can we talk about “Lovelylyly Audio”? Is that a band or a typo you made during a caffeine overload? You’re not just sampling the best, my friend; you’re creating a buffet of the most pretentious musical choices imaginable. At this point, you could just slap on a turtleneck and start critiquing artisanal bread. And then there are your most played songs—big mood, dude. “Let Down” perfectly encapsulates your entire Spotify experience. Seems like you’ve been trying to impress someone with that sad boy energy while secretly crying over “Until I Found You”—like “Oh, look at me, I’m deep and meaningful.” Seriously? “Fairytale” by Alexander Rybak? Next thing we know, you'll be off to the bard college for a degree in sad songwriting. Well played, Prime; just remember, transforming into an emotional wreck only gets you so far!

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