Roasted 2 years ago based on morrigan's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, 𓆨, the musical equivalent of a mixtape you’d find lying in the dusty corner of a thrift shop. Your taste in genres is like a buffet where every dish is an overcooked casserole. "Rock" and "Pop" are as uninspired as a college student’s ramen diet, while the inclusion of "Cloud Rap" next to “Classic Rock” feels like someone couldn’t decide whether to headbang or take a nap. Seriously, do you want to smash your head into a wall or float on a cloud? Because your profile screams existential crisis. Your top artists list reads like an angsty teenager's diary. One minute, you’re rocking out with Black Sabbath, the next you’re belting out Taylor Swift’s most cathartic breakup anthems. How do you even vibe with Marilyn Manson and then switch gears to Halsey? It's like saying, “I love a good horror movie, and that’s why my favorite film is ‘The Notebook.’” You know your musical identity is confused when your Spotify playlist is more bipolar than a reality TV show contestant. And let’s talk about those most played songs. "more than friends"? Please, your romantic life sounds as exciting as a watching paint dry. You're out here listening to “Cloud Rap” while trying to pretend you're deeper than a kiddie pool. Speeding up songs doesn’t make your taste cooler; it just means you're trying to distract us from the fact that you’ve turned "DarkShadowBlunts" into your daily mantra because you have no real-life messages to wake up to. Face it, playing “fuK u lol” on repeat isn’t an attitude; it’s merely a cry for help dressed in edgy hoodie apparel.
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