Roasted 6 months ago based on hanga (xo)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who it is—Hanga, the human embodiment of a Martha Stewart recipe gone wrong. A Spotify profile so diverse it must have been curated by a toddler smashing on their keyboard after a sugar rush. "K-Pop, Rap, Hyperpop, Bedroom Pop, R&B... French Indie Pop?" Are you a music lover or applying for a position as a DJ for an underground cult? Just admit it, you want to listen to music that makes you feel like you're living in a TikTok video while simultaneously preparing for a dramatic love story that ends in existential dread. And let's talk about your top artists. The Weeknd and Lana Del Rey? Such groundbreaking choices! Why not throw in a few more chart-toppers while you're at it, like "Generic Sounding Artist 1" and "Overhyped Band 2"? In a world where everyone and their grandma loves The Weeknd's sultry tones, you’ve chosen to be the person still blasting “What You Need” like it’s the freshest beat. I half-expect to see you walking into a room with a pair of neon “hyperpop” earmuffs, strutting confidently as if you’re the main character in a drama that hasn't even started yet. Speaking of your most played songs... hey, "PLAZA"? Way to be original! At this point, you’ve pretty much given Spotify permission to rank your music taste in the “how quickly can we find a replacement” category. You’re so committed to this sad boy and indie pop aesthetic it feels like your Spotify wrapped is going to include a trophy for "Most Likely to Have Heartbreak Playlists Named After Exes." Seriously, Hanga, let's hear something bold or new that doesn't sound like it was plucked from the depths of a teenager's diary!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!