Roasted 2 years ago based on brad's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Brad, the guy whose Spotify playlist is scarier than my last family reunion. With your top tracks sounding like a soundtrack for a horror film marathon, I'm surprised your neighbors haven’t staged an intervention. “When Satan Rules His World”? Bro, that’s not just music; that’s a cry for help. If I wanted to hear about ritual sacrifice and the inner workings of hell, I’d take you grocery shopping in the produce aisle. You know, if all this metal were any heavier, I’d suggest you start a blacksmithing business on the side. “Perfect Dehumanisation (The Answer?)” - clearly you’re asking the important questions here. How tragic that you think the answer lies in the bottom of your pint glass. Your artists have names that sound like rejected titles from a medieval horror story, and honestly, did you think "Bafomet" was going to impress anyone outside of your basement? And can we talk about the sheer dedication it must take to consistently listen to artists like “Satanic Warmaster”? I’m not saying you’re obsessed, but I’ve seen less commitment in a couple that’s been married for 50 years. Listening to "Cast Down the Heretic" on repeat is not going to convince anyone you’ve got deep thoughts rolling around in that noggin of yours. Hey Brad, there's a whole world of music out there that doesn't involve invoking the dark lord - give it a try before someone starts casting spells in your direction!

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