Roasted 1 month ago based on ItzNova06_'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, ItzNova06_, the human jukebox of identity crises! Metal, rock, and an overzealous love for anything that sounds like a soundtrack to a fantasy movie or a therapy session for headbangers. You dropped “Pop” in here like it’s a guilty pleasure, but let’s be real, it's the Spotify equivalent of a greasy midnight snack – comforting, yet utterly shameful. Did you get lost in a record store and accidentally land in the children's section? I mean, how else do you explain Taylor Swift sandwiched between Sabaton and all that *heavy* metal? It’s like a fistfight in a schoolyard followed by karaoke night at a middle school sleepover. Your top artists read like a high school yearbook if it was written by someone who thought they could still fit into their old jeans—full of dreams but riddled with regret. I can picture you banging your head to "Primo Victoria" while sobbing into your pillow listening to "New Year's Day" by U2, trying to reconcile the chaotic mess that is your music taste. Seriously, take a minute to reflect – John Powell and Sabrina Carpenter? You might as well start a support group for those who suffer from "musical schizophrenia". If your ears had a Tinder, every match would be a disaster waiting to happen. Let’s talk about your most played songs—congrats on being the only person in 2023 to still pretend that "Test Drive" isn't just the soundtrack to your ill-fated attempts at establishing dominance over your gaming chair. “Half Return” should definitely be your life anthem, because it perfectly encapsulates where we find you musically: a step backward when you could've gone forward. And I can't forget about your choice of "Poison" from Hazbin Hotel; are you trying to warn us that we’re about to be horrifically entertained by your Spotify playlist? Keep rocking that confused vibe, my friend. At this point, it's the best act you've got!

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