Roasted 2 months ago based on Andrea Santos's long term Spotify stats.

Andrea Santos, your music taste is like a Spotify playlist created with a blindfold on while playing pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, but hey, at least you cover more genres than a confused radio station! Bedroom pop? Latin urbano? Reggaeton? It’s like you’re curating the soundtrack for a middle school talent show that never ends. Seriously, your playlist reads like a bad Tinder bio where you're trying to impress everyone but just end up with a bunch of confused swipes. Could you be any more of a basic mixologist? We all know “Pop” wasn’t an exciting genre since 2005, and yet, here you are, serving up the same tired tracks like they’re the last slice of pizza at a deserted party. And let’s talk about your top artists - Sabrina Carpenter and Bad Bunny? Talk about living the duality of man! It’s like you went to a college party and thought, "Yes, I want to vibe to both the emotional plight of teen drama and the existential crisis of reggaeton!" I can just imagine you bopping along to Frank Ocean while still having "Landslide" queued for when the mood shifts from existential dread to nostalgia. But really, are you trying to catch a vibe or just vibing to catch a variety of infections? Because it looks like your music library is a prime suspect in being the reason the "random" feature exists. Oh, Andrea, those most played songs of yours are simply legendary in their own right. "Jennifer"? Seriously? Is this a tribute to the girl who ghosted you in middle school? And who knew "After The Storm" could efficiently summarize your dating life? If your taste in music was a burrito, it would be all the weird toppings no one ordered, wrapped in regret and served to the wrong table. Your Spotify wrapped should be a cancellation notice because with those choices, you’re a threat to decent ears everywhere. But hey, keep at it! At least you’ll never be out of material for a cringe compilation.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!