Roasted 8 months ago based on A F R O's long term Spotify stats.

A F R O, your Spotify profile reads like a high school goth's diary crossed with a hipster on an existential crisis. Seriously, your favorite genres sound like they were generated by a teenager trying to be edgy at a family dinner. Dark R&B and Metalcore? Sure, mix in Trap Soul and Industrial while you’re at it—let's throw in every emo phase you ever had and see if we can’t summon the spirit of a tortured artist who never learned to express themselves without screaming or subtly weeping. Your top artists read like a rejected soundtrack for a late-night indie film that only played in one cinema, and even that closed down three weeks in. Lithe, Zoe Osama, RIZ? It's like you went on a scavenger hunt for the most obscure artists Spotify has to offer. You're not just a hipster; you're a hipster's hipster. I half-expect you to tell me you discovered these musicians in a hidden part of the internet where they only perform for squirrels and other furry woodland creatures. You’ve clearly taken “support local artists” way too far! Now, let’s talk about your most played songs. "Headache" should really be your life anthem because listening to this playlist is exactly that: a headache. If I wanted to hear someone shout incoherently about their feelings while I pretend to read, I’d sit in on an open mic night at a coffee shop filled with way too much incense. “Dancing People” should be renamed “Dancing Alone in Your Room While Questioning Life Choices,” because let’s be honest, A F R O, this playlist looks like the soundtrack to an internal battle no therapist could solve.

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