Roasted 6 months ago based on RC's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let's break down this Spotify profile that screams "identity crisis." RC, you really went all out in your quest to prove that you don’t just listen to music—you collect genres like a kid collects Pokémon cards. You’ve got more rock sub-genres than actual coherent thoughts! I half expect you to add "Rocky Road" as your next favorite genre because you're clearly just unsure of what flavor you actually want. Here’s a hint: it’s not "Soft Rock." The only thing softer is your grasp on musical diversity. Now let's talk about your top artists. Look, I get it—Sabrina Carpenter and “Glam Rock” in the same breath might seem groundbreaking. But in reality, your playlist is a reflection of one too many nights scrolling through TikTok and biting off whatever trend feeds your nostalgia. I mean, "Sade" next to "Chappell Roan"? That's like putting a fine wine alongside a box of expired candy. The juxtaposition is so bizarre it could get its own reality show! Now, let’s spare a moment for TOTO and "Africa." Did you throw that in there because you know it’s the only song that pulls people into your sad, eclectic playlist? Lastly, your most played songs tell a story, and it's one I’m honestly afraid to hear. "Olha Eu Aqui Oh! Oh! Oh!..."? Please tell me you’re not using that as your personal anthem. Meanwhile, the last three songs on your list read like the failed attempts of a DJ who’s too invested in his emotions. Every piece of your music taste screams “overthinker with no idea how to vibe.” But hey, at least you're unique! Just remember, being a musical hoarder doesn't make you a connoisseur—it just means you're a few bad decisions away from a therapy session.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!