Roasted 11 months ago based on Zebaschdian's long term Spotify stats.

Zebaschdian, your Spotify profile should come with a warning label – not for the questionable music choices, but for the sheer volume of bad taste it emits. You’ve got “Rock” and “Metal” mixed with “Schlagerparty”? It’s like going to a rave and finding out it’s actually a retirement home karaoke night. Is this your playlist or a smoke signal for anyone within earshot? Either way, you've managed to pull together a collection of songs that can only be described as the soundtrack to an identity crisis. I mean, if I had a dime for every time Rammstein showed up in your top tracks, I'd have enough money to pay for someone to take you to a music class. “Bück dich” and “Pussy” over and over again? It’s like you’re trying to prove that offensive lyrics can coexist with lackluster taste. We get it, you’re edgy, but the only thing more predictable than your playlist is the fact that you probably own more band shirts than actual social skills. Oh, and don’t think I missed “Entspannungsmusik” in the mix – even your chill songs sound like they’re screaming for help. And let’s talk about that favorite artist lineup. Nothing says “I peaked in high school” like vibing with Die drei ??? while pretending to be on the cutting edge of music. Are you composing your next mixtape in a basement filled with posters and adolescent angst? Because that's the vibe I'm getting. Honestly, at this point, your Spotify looks like it was curated by someone who just got dumped and is trying to impress their high school crush at the local mall. But hey, keep jamming to your questionable beats, because clearly, you’ve got a niche audience of one – yourself!

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