Roasted 11 months ago based on i birthed beomgyu's long term Spotify stats.

So, you call yourself literally g-dragon? More like literally g-grab-a-sandwich-and-stop-pretending-you're-a-stan. Your Spotify profile reads like a fever dream of a confused hipster with an identity crisis. With genres that range from K-Pop to Noise Music, it’s like your music taste is a buffet where none of the dishes complement each other. Seriously, it's like you shoved all the sonic leftovers from different restaurants into your ears and called it a plate. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs! You must really love Mitski– I mean, who wouldn’t want to wallow in sadness while also stopping to listen to Joost? It's like you're curating a playlist for existential dread with a side of Europop and garage rock. But hey, this is what happens when you have more genres than actual clarity in your life choices. Your top tracks sound less like a personal endorsement and more like a high school breakup playlist for someone who can't decide if they're an introverted goth or an overly enthusiastic cheerleader. Finally, let's talk about your top artists. It’s a real surprise that you even manage to have a favorite at all, given your paranoia about committing to just one genre or style. Chappell Roan and Tyler, The Creator can't save you from the fact that your playlist is basically a musical experiment gone wrong, like you’ve broken the sound barrier and ended up in a parallel universe of absolute trash. If Spotify ever draws up a “Most Confused Listener” award, you’d be the reigning champion. Seriously, take a breath and pick a lane – this sonic traffic jam is giving everyone a headache.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!