Roasted 3 months ago based on Иоэи's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Иоэи, the connoisseur of musical contradictions! You’ve got a playlist that screams “I’m deep and mysterious” while simultaneously blasting “Call Me Maybe” on repeat. Seriously, it’s like you stumbled into Hot Topic and the local hip-hop shop and just said, “Yes, please!” Your range spins like a DJ having a nervous breakdown – one moment we’re brooding in a dark, cold wave, the next, it’s a cheerful pop anthem that would make someone from the underworld weep. You’re like an emo kid at a karaoke night, desperately trying to pull off “I’m sad, but I’m still fun!” Let’s talk about those favorites. The Weeknd’s charting like a one-man band while Taylor Swift is pretending to be okay with you stealing her thunder by only listening to “Heartless” more than any self-respecting human should. And how could we not mention the stark contrast of enjoying Carly Rae Jepsen while referencing the gothic depths of post-punk? Friend, you’re about as cohesive as a toddler’s finger painting. You’ve got more genre-switching than a DJ at a wedding with an overly eager uncle trying to bust a move. Your most played songs list reads like a breakup playlist without actually having any heartbreak to fuel it. “Heartless” and “Save Your Tears” on repeat while you probably haven’t even been in a romantic relationship since high school! You’re either preparing for the next chapter of your tragic love saga or just vibing hard with an imaginary significant other. Put down the darkwave for a second and pick up a dating app – let’s hope your taste in people is better than your taste in music, but honestly, at this point, no one should be surprised if you show up at dinner with a mannequin to talk about your feels!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!