Roasted 8 months ago based on Twilight's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Twilight! The only person I know who could give a heavy metal band a run for their money when it comes to having angst. Your music taste reads like a teenage diary entry desperately trying to justify why you haven’t left your room since the 90s. Between the anime soundtracks and more grunge artists than a basement full of flannel shirts, it’s almost like you’re trying to win the prize for ‘Most Likely to Exist Solely on Caffeine and Emo Music.’ I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to just be one long, tear-soaked ballad. And what’s with that artist lineup? You’re basically the hipster version of “I swear, I used to listen to them before they were cool,” but it’s all so niche that even the hipsters are judging you from their soundproof, vintage vinyl booths. Sawano Hiroyuki? Really? Great taste on the niche level, but at this point, you'd have better luck getting a room full of otaku to take you seriously than finding one friend who wants to jam to your sad boy playlist. How many of these songs could you hum in a karaoke bar without leaving everyone in pure confusion? But let’s not skim over those most played songs, shall we? “Starfall” from Honkai Impact 3rd? It looks like you’re one J-Pop hit away from a full-blown identity crisis! And sure, the combination of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and “The Cruel Angel’s Thesis” is a bold choice, but did you really have to take us on a trip down Urge-to-Scream Boulevard? Honestly, it seems like your spirit animal is a combination of a moody teenager and an over-caffeinated anime character. Basically, you’re just a walking mix that even Spotify gave up trying to algorithmically understand. Keep rocking, my friend—maybe someday you’ll finally figure out if you're angsty or just well-versed in internet culture.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!