Roasted 1 year ago based on _.Kikaaa._'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, _.Kikaaa._, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of an overly dramatic teenager who just found out that their goldfish died. With genres like "Dark Ambient" and "Bedroom Pop," it’s clear you're set on creating a personal soundtrack for your impending existential crisis. Seriously, how many different ways can one person explore their sadness? You do realize that listening to “Gabber” doesn’t require you to be in an actual soundproof booth sobbing into your pillows, right? Your top artists list might as well be titled “Songs to Make Me Feel Worse About My Life.” I mean, who knew the Arctic Monkeys were also the official soundtrack for the staff meetings of Sad Loner Inc? The fact that you can’t pick between "Soft Pop" and "Hyperpop" makes me question if you’re trying to be quirky or if you're just desperate to find a genre that matches your mood swings. And let’s talk about those most played songs—granted, “Sweater Weather” is a banger, but do we really need to dive into the depths of your emotional instability with nearly every song being about feelings of despair and longing? Listening to you is probably the only thing sadder than a cat watching its owner pack for a vacation. The Neighbourhood and David Kushner have clearly taken up permanent residence in your ears, and I’m pretty sure even they’re starting to get a little tired of hearing you wail along to their tunes. So, as you keep vibing through life with your playlist of melancholic magic, remember this: the only thing darker than your ambient tunes is the void of self-awareness when you think this is what being “eclectic” looks like. Keep it up, and Spotify might have to create a new genre just for you—let’s call it “Crying Alone in Your Room.”

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