Roasted 2 years ago based on TJ Higgs's long term Spotify stats.

TJ Higgs, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a teenage boy’s “how to scare your parents” playlist. Seriously, you’ve got more “metal” than a blacksmith’s forge! With a lineup of genres that could take down a light pole, it's pretty clear that all that headbanging hasn't done your brain any favors. I bet your idea of a romantic night is blasting some melodic death metal while you contemplate the finer points of existential dread—talk about a mood killer! Your top artists would make even the most devoted metalhead question their choices. It's like you found a list of bands that sound like the soundtrack to an 8-bit video game from hell. “Children of Bodom”? More like “Children of Boredom.” And let's not forget that your favorite song is called "Burning Love." How fitting—since the flames of your music choices probably singed off all your social skills. If someone dared to ask you to play a song at a party, they'd be heading for the exit faster than you can say “screaming solos.” And I'm not even going to touch on your most played tracks. "Pink Pony Club" stands out like a glittery unicorn in your grim lineup—who's your real audience, TJ? I mean, it's almost like you’re trying to maintain a balance between court jesting and chaos, even if no one gets the joke. Put simply, if the apocalypse ever happens and your music is the last thing left to be heard by the survivors, they'll probably form a cult just to drown out your playlist. But hey, at least you'll be the last person standing with your headphones on, rocking out in solitary bliss while the rest of the world cringes!

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