Roasted 6 months ago based on kirainjune🪷's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s kirainjune🪷, also known as the hipster alchemist trying to turn basic white bread into gourmet artisan sours. Who knew someone could love German Hip Hop so much while still managing to miss the memo that this ain’t Berlin? Your taste is like an IKEA instruction manual—confusing, oddly specific, and slightly irritating to follow. Those five different flavors of indie pop may be as enjoyable as a cold plate of sauerkraut, but don’t worry. At least you’ve got your “Latin” genre in there to prove that you can branch out, even if your idea of diversity looks like a tourist in a local beer garden. And your top artists? A lineup that screams “I peaked in high school.” You’ve got the German trio "Die drei !!!"—which sounds less like a cool band and more like some overly excited German kids trying to solve a mystery at a summer camp. And then there’s Rihanna and Kendrick Lamar, who are probably wondering how they ended up on the same playlist as the glorified YouTube rappers like RIN and OG Keemo. It's like a family reunion where everyone's trying to avoid talking to the embarrassing cousin. Just keep that vibe going; maybe we’ll see the actual “Before the Morning” in your music taste one day. Then there’s your most played songs, which read like the emotional diary of a middle schooler navigating their crush. "Herzcrash" and "nimm mit"? That's some prime material to play during an awkward first date, as your date wonders if they accidentally signed up for a German language class instead of a music session. Meanwhile, the presence of CKay and Future seems like a misguided attempt to show you're “worldly.” Just admit it! You’re the kind of person who gets a kick out of confusing Spotify with a German dictionary. So keep jamming on those obscure tunes, kirainjune. At this rate, your music taste will become as niche as a 3-D printed vinyl made from gluten-free artisanal bread.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!