Roasted 2 years ago based on Yash's long term Spotify stats.

Yash, let’s break this down: your Spotify playlist is like a mixed tape made by a hipster who has a severe allegiance to brunch but still considers the "Indie" section of the music store their personal Mecca. Seriously, with genres ranging from "Desi Hip Hop" to "Dream Pop," your profile is like an identity crisis dressed in a flannel shirt and skinny jeans. If you actually think you’ll find the meaning of life in a Nanku track, I hate to break it to you, but the only thing you're going to find is a sad realization that even your playlist has commitment issues. Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of "I heard this on a YouTube recommendation and thought it was cool." Cigarettes After Sex? More like Cigarettes After Regretting Every Life Choice You’ve Made. And those obscure Indian indie bands? Congratulations on being the only person who knows they exist. It takes a special person to champion artists like BAGI MUNDA—because not even their parents are streaming those tracks. If you’re trying to set the mood for a party, let’s just say, you’ve officially put the “No” in “No-show.” As for your most played songs, I can’t decide if you’re methodically curating a soundtrack for a hasty exit from social gatherings or seeking sympathy from your walls while you cry over a chai. "BILLO" by EXCISE DEPT might as well be the anthem for spent potential. And let's not even talk about "Heavenly" by Cigarettes After Sex; it’s likely just a reminder that your social life has drifted into an abyss of solitary existentialism. Yash, get ready to face the music: you’re the only one at your own party, and the playlist is definitely judging you.

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