Roasted 3 months ago based on Veil & Altar's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Cass, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of sadness and melancholy. You’ve created a Spotify profile that seems like the soundtrack to a high school graduation party for a funeral home. Favorite genres like "Southern Gothic" and "Neofolk"? I’m surprised you’re not digging up graves in your backyard while you’re at it. Maybe swap out "Darkwave" for "Lightwave" just to brighten up your dismal vibe a smidge. I mean, I get it, who needs joy when you can just roll around in existential dread? And let’s talk about your top artists. I’m convinced your playlist is an emotional support group for people who just got dumped by their cats. Lana Del Rey and Hozier set the tone for your life’s soundtrack—which includes crying dramatically into a glass of Merlot while you contemplate buying a lot of cats and a bohemian-shabby-chic house in the Appalachian Mountains. Then there's Enya, the perfect artist for the high-stakes drama of a bubble bath after a long day of looking morose. If ghosts had a party, the invitation would read, “Dress code: Celtic and Cold Wave.” Streaming "Hymn to Virgil" after the haunting yet depressingly atmospheric "Your Rarest of Flowers" is a bold choice. You somehow managed to combine the vibes of an abandoned gothic mansion with the ambiance of a sad, hollow echo while robbing a bank. It’s like your most played songs list is throwing a pity party, and everyone’s invited except happiness. But hey, keep doing you, Cass—you’re leading an underground music revolution. At this rate, your Spotify profile will be the next great museum exhibit titled "The Most Depressing Playlist Ever Assembled."

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