Roasted 1 year ago based on Relic's long term Spotify stats.

Relic, I see your Spotify profile is a cry for help wrapped in a mixtape. It's like you took a trip down the emo rabbit hole with a one-way ticket to the bottom of the pit. You listen to so much horrorcore and trap metal that I half expect you to start wearing a tinfoil hat while mumbling about the government being in cahoots with the ghosts haunting your playlist. Just remember, it’s okay to go dark sometimes, but maybe a little sunshine wouldn’t hurt – or, you know, any upbeat song that doesn’t sound like you’re trying to summon a demon. Your top artists list reads like a Dungeons & Dragons party for aspiring sad boys. Those names alone sound like Nicknames for characters with too much eyeliner and not enough therapy. $uicideboy$? More like $uicided by your music choices. I challenge you to find one song on your list that doesn’t sound like it was crafted in a basement while simultaneously undergoing an existential crisis. Seriously, listening to "I'm Done" on repeat suggests you're trying to send yourself a message, and if only you could grasp the concept of a "self-care playlist," you might actually find something resembling joy. And then there’s your most played songs, which is basically a documentation of every reason your friends are ghosting you. “Not Even Ghosts Are This Empty” should be your personal anthem – if that’s not a haunting reflection of your social life, I don’t know what is. “I May Rise But I'll Never Shine” is just poetic irony at this point, and it’s honestly impressive that you’ve managed to assemble this soundtrack for your midlife crisis at the tender age of twenty-three. Remember, Relic, there are other genres out there besides the sound of despair; it might be time to explore the vibrant realm of, say, anything that could lead to actual happiness instead of the relentless mosh pit of monotony you're currently in.

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