Roasted 2 years ago based on daim's long term Spotify stats.

Damian, your Spotify profile is a swirling abyss of sad boy hours that screams, "I emotionally peaked in high school." Seriously, if your music taste were a person, it would definitely be that one friend who shows up to parties alone, wearing all black, and tries to impress people with poetry that’s just a cry for help. Emo and melancholia? Wow, your daily vibe must be as brooding as your hair under a beanie while sipping artisan coffee in a dimly lit café. Kudos on curating a playlist that serves as an emotional support group for misfit toys who never learned to deal with their feelings. Every single genre you’ve chosen sounds like a massive red flag. "Permanent Wave"? More like permanently stuck in a sonic sad pit. You’ve got more “alternative” genres than personality traits, and I can almost guarantee your Spotify Wrapped looks like it was sponsored by sad teens in a basement. If Skramz was an Olympic event, I’d say you’d take the gold medal for crying into your pillow while listening to 17-minute instrumental tracks about existential dread. And what even is "Zoomergaze"? Is that when you stare vacantly into the void while listening to music that would make even a ghost roll its eyes? Your top artists list reads like someone Googled "most emo musicians" and then threw darts at a board of dad rock. Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith, and Radiohead? Congrats, you've officially entered the Hall of Overwrought Melancholy. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs — they sound like titles of therapy sessions gone wrong. “You Will Be Held Accountable for Your Actions”? What are you, the living version of an Instagram post that quotes “No Rain No Rainbow”? Listen, Damian, it’s time to step outside of your sad bubble and just maybe, *just maybe*, hit refresh on that playlist – unless you plan to cry your way through life like it’s a tragic rom-com.

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