Roasted 11 months ago based on Rethal's long term Spotify stats.

Rethal, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster bingo card that could only have been completed by someone who spends way too much time pondering the emotional weight of an avocado toast. With indie and emo rap as your lifeblood, there’s a strong chance you can’t even spell “fun” without wrestling with the idea of whether your enjoyment of it constitutes a “mainstream experience.” That hyperpop and neo-psychedelic are on your playlist proves once and for all that the only “experiment” you're ready for is your attempt to interact with actual people. Congrats, buddy, you’ve officially reached peak pretentiousness! Your top artists read like the lineup for an underwhelming local music festival that only your roommate knows about. JPEGMAFIA and Tame Impala might be pushing boundaries, but I’m pretty sure they never signed up to rescue your taste from the depths of obscurity. Frank Ocean alone could carry your profile to relevance, yet you’ve decided to treat his discography like a high school crush — replayed and analyzed to the point of over-saturation. And honestly, how many times can you listen to “Godspeed” before you realize you’re just avoiding dealing with your life’s many responsibilities? You might think you’re deep, but you’re just stuck in a loop of self-indulgence like it’s poetic tragedy. And let’s talk about your most played songs. Seriously, Rethal, you could set a world record for the number of emotional breakdowns you're curating in a single playlist. With “Ivy” and “White Ferrari” topping the charts, I'm beginning to think you’re using them to fuel your existential crisis. “Asik sik sik”? Congratulations! You’ve discovered less mainstream music that somehow feels still just as lost as you are. Here’s a tip: try diversifying your playlist a little; it might help you sound less like someone who has a thesaurus open next to their computer at all times. Otherwise, you might just end up as the music nerd who makes everyone else at the party leave—if they even showed up in the first place!

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