Roasted 2 years ago based on yourboiwilson's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to your Spotify profile, or as I like to call it, the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis. Your idea of diversity is shoving Norwegian Black Metal and Canadian Pop into the same playlist—because nothing says emotional range quite like screaming death and “Sorry” on repeat. Let’s be real: if you were any more into Black Metal, you’d be a signed artist at the local crypt, chanting about despair while the rest of us enjoy actual sunlight. Congratulations! Your musical taste is darker than your sense of humor. Scrolling through your top artists, it appears you’ve assembled a lineup that reads like a middle-school emo kid’s diary entry. What’s next? A collaboration between Justin Bieber and Mutiilation? Just imagine the awkwardness at karaoke night when you try to belt out both "Love Yourself" and an 8-minute dirge about existential dread. Are you trying to start a cult, or did you just forget to mature past your ‘Sad Boy’ phase? Either way, I’m pretty sure your Spotify algorithm is on the verge of a meltdown, confused whether to suggest new releases or a therapy hotline. And let’s not skip past those most played songs. “落日飛車 Sunset Rollercoaster” — can we talk about how that feels more like a bad joke than a music choice? You’ve managed to make the same band sound like a broken record while claiming you adore variety. This isn’t eclectic; this is laziness wrapped in a tracklist! If humanity ever needed proof that someone can drown in their own taste, it’s you, yourboiwilson. Next time you’re trying to impress someone, maybe lay off the metallic despair. It might just save your social life… if there’s any left to save.

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