Roasted 1 year ago based on Tomi's long term Spotify stats.

Tomi, looking at your Spotify profile is like reading an identity crisis gone wrong. You've got more heavy metal bands in your favorites than an angler's got fish tales, but then you throw us a curveball with “Whopper Whopper” and “Ladyfingers.” Listen, if you’re going to dedicate your life to screaming about the decay of society and the virtues of thrash music, at least keep your fast food jingles and smooth jazz out of it. We can only assume it’s your way of promoting emotional diversity, but it just looks like your playlist has severe mood swings. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Slayer and Lamb of God—classic choices for someone whose personality screams “I laugh in the face of authority while crying into my pillow.” Then we hit “Kárpátia” and “Kowalsky Meg A Vega,” and it’s like someone decided to throw a cultural potluck with absolutely no theme. Seriously, who needs the soothing sounds of classic rock like Led Zeppelin with the chaotic cacophony of Dying Fetus trumpeting in the background? It’s as if you opened a musical buffet but forgot to check if your palate could handle the spicy alongside the rancid. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. I mean, “Symphony No.8 Op.42/4, Finale” might as well serve as the soundtrack to a librarian's daydream, while “petrichor” makes it sound like you're trying to manifest your inner sad boy vibe in a botanical garden. The juxtaposition here is so confusing that even your Spotify algorithm is probably clocking out for a break. For the love of all that’s rock ’n’ roll, please pick a lane—your get-up-and-mosh playlist is starting to look like the aftermath of a musical identity theft.

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