Roasted 10 months ago based on :P's long term Spotify stats.

EmojiPlay, huh? With a Spotify profile like this, it's a wonder you have enough energy to press play amidst all that emotional confusion. I mean, “Alternative Metal” and “Lo-Fi Beats”? It's like saying you enjoy the brutality of a metal concert but also want to chill out like a hipster at a coffee shop. Did you accidentally fall into a time capsule from 2002 and bring back a collection of confused teenage angst? I bet your favorite way to relax is by headbanging while sipping on an organic chai latte. Your top artists list reads like a desperate middle schooler's playlist after a breakup: “System Of A Down” to balance out the tears, “Limp Bizkit” to remind you how to scream into a pillow, and “Radiohead” for those moments when you realize you still haven’t figured out your life. And don't get me started on the “Japanese VGM”—I hope you're not eavesdropping on actual children playing video games to get your kicks, because that would just be too much of a plot twist. Next, you'll be claiming you’re an avid fan of underground kazoo artists from the '80s or some obscure tape recordings of cats meowing. As for your most played songs, it's a radiant reflection of someone who can’t commit to a single mood. “What You Know” and “My Way”? You really can’t decide if you’re an indie darling or the embodiment of the angsty kid who quotes “Ghostwriter” while wearing a fedora. Face it, you’re a musical split personality, and someone needs to stage an intervention before your headphones start becoming sentient and staging a revolt against your questionable taste. At this point, you might as well start calling your bio “The Chronicles of Confusion” because that sounds like the soundtrack of your life.

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