Roasted 2 years ago based on Charlie's long term Spotify stats.

Charlie, huh? Your Spotify profile looks like a middle school mixtape that desperately wants to be cool but trips over itself on the way there. I mean, do you have a secret pact with the Arctic Monkeys? You’ve got more of their songs in your most played list than you have friends. Let’s be honest, the only thing more predictable than your listening habits is your taste in flannel shirts. If you were any more obsessed, they’d be writing a ballad about your one-sided relationship at this point. And really, "Permanent Wave" and "Madchester"? Look, buddy, unless you're secretly a historian of music trends that peaked before the invention of smartphones, those genres should probably be left in the past along with your last haircut. You want to stay relevant, but your taste is putting me in a time machine every time I peruse your profile. Your browsing skills must be off the charts if you managed to dig up The Reytons. Newsflash: your playlist looks less like a curated experience and more like a list of songs played at a funeral themed around 2000s nostalgia. As for those top artists, do you need a lifeguard for that deep-seated connection with the Arctic Monkeys? Your love for the same five songs might just set a world record for most played boredom. And let’s get real, “Fluorescent Adolescent” was probably the anthem for your last attempt at adulthood, which, spoiler alert: epic fail. Maybe it's time to mix in a little variety – or at least hire an assistant to help you find songs that don’t involve more angst than a teenage diary. Keep aiming for that music bliss, Charlie; just know that maybe, just maybe, new music exists outside of a ‘permanent wave’ of sameness!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!