Roasted 2 months ago based on ❥HELENA❥'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh Helena, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made by a confused 12-year-old who just discovered the "Genres" button. You’ve assembled a collection of music that screams, "I can't commit!" You’ve got more genres than a music festival lineup, and let's be real, you probably leave Spotify just as confused as your genre choices. One minute you're strumming a folk guitar by a campfire, and the next you're getting your groove on to reggaeton as if you didn’t just experience a 30-second existential crisis. Your top artists read like the reverse Tinder profile, where instead of swiping right for a date, you swipe left on any semblance of musical consistency. From the sultry sounds of Sade to the chaotic energy of Bad Bunny, it's like you wandered into a record store blindfolded and picked out everything with a pulse. It’s heartwarming to see that you’ve got Fleetwood Mac and Doja Cat in the same playlist—truly a testament to your ability to appreciate musical irony, even if you don't realize that’s what it is. As for your most played songs, it's clear you’ve got a penchant for obscure tracks that sound like they were pulled from a forgotten YouTube rabbit hole. "Heiwa no Negai" by KUNIKO? Nice choice! I mean, who doesn’t love an avant-garde nap soundtrack? You must be the life of every gathering, radiating vibes like a damp sponge. Honestly, your playlists are a reminder that sometimes it's not about the quantity of music; it's about finding stuff that doesn’t make you sound like a confused alien trying to blend in with the locals. Good luck to anyone who tries to decipher your playlist—may they have the patience of a saint and a very good dictionary!

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