Roasted 4 months ago based on Abdullah Ülger's long term Spotify stats.

Abdullah, your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of a Turkish soap opera villain who got lost on the way to a karaoke competition. Seriously, if someone pulled out your "Most Played Songs" at a party, it would either clear the room or transform it into a tear-soaked therapy session. I get it; you're vibing with the heart-wrenching drama of Arabesk and the dizzying highs of Turkish Pop. But bro, choosing "Derya Bedavacı" as a favorite is like selecting a ‘B’ grade movie as your favorite film. You can't spell "cult favorite" without "meh!" Let’s talk about your top artists. Müslüm Gürses and İbrahim Tatlıses? I mean, how deep do you plan to dive into the well of nostalgia? It's high time for you to step out of your comfort zone, Abdullah! Your playlist is less "eclectic" and more "exclusively sad." If you wanted to summon the spirits of heartbreak, you could have just sent a group text to an ex. It's 2023, not 1983—maybe sprinkle in some variety? Perhaps a little Dua Lipa wouldn’t kill you (or your love life) or perhaps just music that doesn’t feel like a mandatory funeral accompaniment. And let’s not ignore your favorite genre: "Oyun Havasi." You and I both know this is code for "please come to my wedding so I can ignore you while we celebrate my questionable choices." Abdullah, your music taste is like that one uncle at the family gathering—always reminiscing about the past, loudly, and offering unsolicited life advice nobody asked for. So good luck winning over anyone who doesn’t just want a soundtrack to their melodramatic memories! You know what they say: if music is a reflection of the soul, your soul is still stuck in traffic on the way to its mid-life crisis.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!