Roasted 3 months ago based on Ibuki's long term Spotify stats.

Ibuki, you’ve assembled a playlist that’s the sonic equivalent of a toddler’s crayon drawing during a sugar rush. With more J-Pop than an actual anime opening montage, it’s clear you’re just one Pikachu away from living in your parents' basement, waving around a foam sword while shouting “I choose you!” Thank goodness you balanced it out with a sprinkle of Maroon 5 and Bruno Mars, because without them, we’d genuinely worry if you could ever survive a day without someone loudly reminding you that this is the 21st century. Your "Top Artists" list reads like an embarrassing attempt at cultural fusion, like that one time a sushi chef decided to throw a BBQ and ended up serving teriyaki burgers. Mrs. GREEN APPLE? More like Mrs. GREEN APPLE AND A SIDE OF REGRET. And seriously, how did you get through all those K-ballads without drowning in an ocean of your own tears? You’ve got more emotional range than a soggy cardboard box, and I'm starting to believe that your life is basically a never-ending soundtrack to a bad anime soap opera. And those most played songs? I hope they come with a warning for anyone considering a friendship with you. “Soranji," really? When did you decide that overly sentimental J-Rock was the perfect soundtrack for binge-watching your 17th consecutive season of that one show about high schoolers saving the world through song? Your music taste is so confused, it could use a GPS to find its way back to the mainstream. One more half-hearted strum of "I Love You So," and I'm calling for a wellness check on your Spotify!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!