Roasted 3 months ago based on Curtis Wyatt's long term Spotify stats.

Curtis Wyatt, huh? You’ve got a music taste that resembles a salad bar at a vegan buffet—one spoonful of everything, but none of it really mixed together. Melodic rap, metalcore, Christian hip hop... it’s as if your Spotify was feeling indecisive and just couldn’t choose between crying on a rock or raving at a Friday night church party. You need a life coach more than a Spotify playlist—someone to tell you that you don’t have to listen to your feelings while headbanging in a sombrero. Looking at your top artists feels like an episode of “Who Wants to Be Misguided?” NF and Kendrick Lamar tower over the likes of "eli." and “Chri$tian Gate$”—a bit like a gourmet meal sitting beside a burnt toast. Are you really vibing with "glitch" and "hyperpop," or just staring aimlessly into the void while counting your Spotify Wrapped playlists? There’s a fine line between being eclectic and just plain confused, and buddy, you brought your confusion to the front lines like a soldier lost in a mosh pit. And then we get to your most played songs. It seems like “control.” by “eli.” was less about taking charge and more about letting random tracks guide your life, like a blindfolded kid in a candy store. "CLOUDS" by NF, “deepfake” by brakence—are you curating a soundtrack for your next therapy session or looking to start an unintentional emo mixtape? At this point, I half-expect you to have a motivational quote on your page that says, “When life gives you lemons, listen to every genre until you make lemonade.” Spoiler alert: You’ve just made a weird smoothie. Keep sipping, my friend!

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