Roasted 4 months ago based on deniz's long term Spotify stats.

Deniz, your Spotify profile reads like the Spotify equivalent of a mid-life crisis combined with a quarter-life breakdown. Seriously, is this a playlist or are you just auditioning to be the sad character in a low-budget film? I mean, Turkish Pop, Southern Gothic, and K-Pop? How many emotional rollercoasters can you ride in one sitting? Your taste in music is so all over the place it looks like the app got possessed by a confused DJ with ADHD. And what's with your obsession with Ethel Cain? You have more tracks from her than most people have heartbeats! Don’t you think it’s time to diversify your auditory portfolio? At this point, your love for Ethel is starting to feel like an unhealthy crush, bordering on “I need to call the authorities” territory. I’m convinced you play “Head in the Wall” so much that if it were a physical object, you’d be walking around with a life-sized cardboard cutout of her in your room. Let’s not even start on your alternative metal phase. You jumped from Turkish Pop to Deftones like a cat on a hot tin roof. I’d call your music taste eclectic, but honestly it’s more like a chaotic yard sale. If your Spotify was a person, it would be wearing mismatched socks, an oversized sweater, and sipping a Pepto-Bismol smoothie while contemplating life choices at 3 AM. So here’s an idea: take a break from Ethel and re-evaluate that sonic identity before your taste turns into a quirky museum exhibit no one wants to visit!

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